import requests
import discord
import random
import datetime
import re
import operator

import traceback
import sys
import wikipedia

from dateutil.parser import parse

from discord.object import Object
from discord.channel import PrivateChannel
from ago import human
import simplejson as json
from collections import defaultdict
from nltk.tag import pos_tag
import wolframalpha
import sqlite3

VERSION = 1.6

conn = sqlite3.connect('db.sqlite3')

member_status = 'members.json'
deliveries_file = 'deliveries.json'
# fortune_file = 'fortunes.json'
# joke_file = 'jokes.json'
games_file = 'games.json'
credentials = 'creds.json'

muted_until = datetime.datetime.now()

client = discord.Client()
wolf = {}


#####################
## Utility Functions
#####################

def log(message):
    print("{} - {}".format(datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S'), message))

def format_exception(e):
    exception_list = traceback.format_stack()
    exception_list = exception_list[:-2]
    exception_list.extend(traceback.format_tb(sys.exc_info()[2]))
    exception_list.extend(traceback.format_exception_only(sys.exc_info()[0], sys.exc_info()[1]))

    exception_str = "Traceback (most recent call last):\n"
    exception_str += "".join(exception_list)
    # Removing the last \n
    exception_str = exception_str[:-1]

    return exception_str

def leaders(xs, top=20):
    counts = defaultdict(int)
    for x in xs:
        counts[x] += 1
    return sorted(counts.items(), reverse=True, key=lambda tup: tup[1])[:top]

def byteify(input):
    if isinstance(input, dict):
        return {byteify(key):byteify(value) for key,value in input.iteritems()}
    elif isinstance(input, list):
        return [byteify(element) for element in input]
    elif isinstance(input, unicode):
        return input.encode('utf-8')
    else:
        return input

def search_youtube(query):
    query_string = {"search_query" : query}
    r = requests.get("http://www.youtube.com/results", params=query_string)
    search_results = re.findall(r'href=\"\/watch\?v=(.{11})', r.content)
    print("http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=" + search_results[0])
    return "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=" + search_results[0]

def search_google_images(query, animated=False):
    headers = {'User-Agent': "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; FreeBSD amd64; rv:12.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/12.0"}
    query_string = {"safe": "off", "tbm": "isch", "q" : query}
    if animated:
        query_string = {"safe": "off", "tbm": "isch", "q" : query, 'tbs': 'itp:animated'}

    r = requests.get("http://www.google.com/search", params=query_string, headers=headers)

    start_idx = r.content.find('imgurl=') + 7
    if start_idx > 0:
        search_result = r.content[start_idx:r.content.find('&', start_idx)]
        if '/revision/' in search_result:
            search_result = search_result[:search_result.find('/revision/')]
        if '%' in search_result:
            search_result = search_result[:search_result.find('%')]
        print(search_result)
        return search_result
    return "boo you fail.."

##################
## Database Calls
##################

# Converts a row into a dictionary
def dict_factory(cursor, row):
    if row == None:
        return None
    d = {}
    for idx, col in enumerate(cursor.description):
        d[col[0]] = row[idx]
    return d

def db_add_message(message, delivery_time, channel, message_from, message_to, user_id):
    c = conn.cursor()
    c.execute("""INSERT INTO messages(message, delivery_time, channel, message_from, message_to, user_id) 
                 VALUES(?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?);""", (message, delivery_time, channel, message_from, message_to, user_id))
    conn.commit()

def db_delete_sent_message(message_id):
    c = conn.cursor()
    c.execute("DELETE FROM messages WHERE message_id = ?;", (message_id,))
    conn.commit()

def db_get_aliases(member_id):
    c = conn.cursor()
    aliases = c.execute("SELECT alias_name FROM aliases WHERE member_id = ?;", (member_id,)).fetchall()
    if aliases:
        alias_list = []
        for alias in aliases:
            alias_list.append(alias[0])
        return alias_list
    else:
        return None

def db_add_aliases(member_id, alias_name):
    c = conn.cursor()
    c.execute("INSERT INTO aliases(alias_name, member_id) VALUES (?, ?);", (alias_name, member_id,))
    conn.commit()

def db_get_messages():
    msg_conn = sqlite3.connect('db.sqlite3')

    c = msg_conn.cursor()
    messages = c.execute("SELECT * FROM messages WHERE datetime('now') >= datetime( replace(delivery_time, '/', '-'));").fetchall()
    if messages:
        db_messages = []
        for message in messages:
            db_messages.append(dict_factory(c, message))
    else:
        db_messages = None
    msg_conn.close()
    return db_messages

def db_get_whoplayed(game_name):
    c = conn.cursor()
    members = c.execute("""SELECT m.member_name, xmg.launch_count
                         FROM members m 
                         INNER JOIN xmember_games xmg ON
                           m.member_id = xmg.member_id
                         INNER JOIN games g ON
                           g.game_id = xmg.game_id
                         WHERE g.game_name COLLATE nocase = ?
                         Order By xmg.launch_count, m.member_name DESC;""", (game_name,)).fetchall()
    member_list = {}
    for member in members:
        member_list[member[0]] = member[1]
    #log(member_list)
    return sorted(member_list.items(), reverse=True, key=operator.itemgetter(1))
    #return sorted(member_list, reverse=True, key=lambda tup: tup[1])

def db_get_games(username):
    c = conn.cursor()
    games = c.execute("""SELECT g.game_name, xmg.launch_count FROM games g
                         INNER JOIN xmember_games xmg ON 
                            g.game_id = xmg.game_id
                         INNER JOIN members m ON
                            m.member_id = xmg.member_id
                         WHERE m.member_name COLLATE nocase = ?;""", (username,)).fetchall()
    games_list = {}
    for game in games:
        games_list[game[0]] = game[1]
    return games_list

def db_get_games_list(limit):
    c = conn.cursor()
    games_list = c.execute("""SELECT g.game_name, count(DISTINCT xmg.member_id)
                              FROM games g 
                              INNER JOIN xmember_games xmg ON
                                g.game_id = xmg.game_id
                              Group By xmg.game_id
                              Order By COUNT(DISTINCT xmg.member_id) DESC
                              LIMIT ?""", (limit,)).fetchall()
    return games_list

def db_add_game(member_id, game_name):
    # Do a lookup by ID, if it's found but the name doesn't match then add a row to aliases with the previous name and change the member name
    c = conn.cursor()
    games = c.execute("SELECT game_id FROM games WHERE game_name = ?;", (game_name,)).fetchone()
    db_game_id = 0
    if not games:
        log("Adding Game: {}".format(game_name,))
        c.execute("INSERT INTO games(game_name) VALUES(?);", (game_name,))
        conn.commit()
        db_game_id = c.execute("select last_insert_rowid();").fetchone()[0]
    else:
        db_game_id = games[0]
    #log("DB Game ID: {}".format(db_game_id,))
    member_games = c.execute("SELECT launch_count FROM xmember_games WHERE game_id = ? AND member_id = ?;", (db_game_id, member_id)).fetchone()
    if not member_games:
        #log("Inserting Member Games: {}, {}".format(db_game_id, member_id))
        c.execute("INSERT INTO xmember_games(game_id, member_id, launch_count) VALUES(?, ?, 1);", (db_game_id, member_id))
        conn.commit()
    else:
        #log("Updating Member Games: {}, {}".format(db_game_id, member_id))
        c.execute("UPDATE xmember_games SET launch_count = launch_count + 1 WHERE game_id = ? AND member_id = ?;", (db_game_id, member_id))
        conn.commit()

def db_get_member(discord_id=None, username=None):
    # Do a lookup by ID, if it's found but the name doesn't match then add a row to aliases with the previous name and change the member name
    member_conn = sqlite3.connect('db.sqlite3')

    c = member_conn.cursor()
    result = None
    if discord_id:
        result = c.execute("SELECT member_id, member_name, discord_id, discord_mention, is_afk, afk_at, status, prev_status, status_change_at, current_game FROM members WHERE discord_id = ?;", (discord_id,)).fetchone()
    if username:
        result = c.execute("SELECT member_id, member_name, discord_id, discord_mention, is_afk, afk_at, status, prev_status, status_change_at, current_game FROM members WHERE member_name = ?;", (username,)).fetchone()
    member_conn.close()
    return dict_factory(c, result)

def db_create_member(member):
    # Do a lookup by ID, if it's found but the name doesn't match then add a row to aliases with the previous name and change the member name
    c = conn.cursor()
    c.execute("""INSERT INTO members (member_name, discord_id, discord_mention,
                                      is_afk, afk_at, status, prev_status,
                                      status_change_at, current_game)
                 VALUES(?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?);""", (member.name.lower(),
                                                         member.id, member.mention(),
                                                         0, datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S'),
                                                         'online', 'offline',
                                                         datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S'),
                                                         member.game_id))
    conn.commit()
    if member.game_id != None:
        db_add_game(db_get_member(member.id)['member_id'], member.game_id)

def db_update_member(member, db_member):
    # Do a lookup by ID, if it's found but the name doesn't match then add a row to aliases with the previous name and change the member name
    db_member_id = db_member['member_id']
    db_membername = db_member['member_name']
    status = db_member['status']
    prev_status = db_member['prev_status']

    c = conn.cursor()
    if member.name.lower() != db_membername:
        log("Member Name changed! {} to {}".format(db_membername, member.name.lower()))
        c.execute("UPDATE members SET member_name = ? WHERE discord_id = ?;", (member.name.lower(), member.id,))
        conn.commit()

        aliases = c.execute("SELECT * FROM aliases WHERE alias_name = ? AND member_id = ?;", (db_membername, db_member_id)).fetchone()
        log("Alias list for user: {}".format(aliases))
        if aliases == None:
            log("creating new alias: {}, {}".format(db_membername, db_member_id))
            c.execute("INSERT INTO aliases (alias_name, member_id) VALUES (?, ?);", (db_membername, db_member_id))
            conn.commit()

    if member.status == 'idle':
        afk_at = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S')
        is_afk = True
    else:
        is_afk = False
    status_change_at = None
    if status != member.status:
        prev_status = status
        status = member.status
        status_change_at = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S')
        if is_afk:
            #log("is afk")
            c.execute("""UPDATE members
                         SET is_afk = ?, afk_at = ?, status = ?,
                             prev_status = ?, status_change_at = ?
                        WHERE discord_id = ?;""", (1, afk_at, status, prev_status, status_change_at, member.id))
            conn.commit()
        else:
            #log("is not afk")
            c.execute("""UPDATE members
                         SET is_afk = ?, status = ?,
                             prev_status = ?, status_change_at = ?
                        WHERE discord_id = ?;""", (0, status, prev_status, status_change_at, member.id))
            conn.commit()
    c.execute("UPDATE members SET current_game = ? WHERE discord_id = ?;", (member.game_id, member.id))
    conn.commit()

    #log("Member: {} \nMember GameID: {} db Game id: {}".format(member, member.game_id, db_member['current_game']))
    if member.game_id != None and member.game_id != db_member['current_game']:
        db_add_game(db_member['member_id'], member.game_id)

#################
## Client Events
#################

@client.event
def on_socket_raw_send(payload, binary=False):
    check_msg_queue()

@client.event
def on_status(member):
    try:
        db_member = db_get_member(member.id)
        #log(db_member)
        if not db_member:
            log("Creating new member: {}".format(member) )
            db_create_member(member)
        else:
            #log("Updating member: {}".format(member) )
            db_update_member(member, db_member)

        check_msg_queue()
    except Exception as e:
        log("Exception: {}".format(format_exception(e)))
        pass

def get_game_names(game_id_list):
    json_data=open(games_file).read()
    data = json.loads(json_data)
    result = []
    for game_id in game_id_list:
        if isinstance(game_id, str) and not game_id.isdigit():
            result.append(game_id)
            continue
        name_set = False
        for game in data:
            if game['id'] == game_id:
                result.append(game['name'])
                name_set = True
    return result

def get_mention_status(mention):
    try:
        json_data=open(member_status).read()
        data = json.loads(json_data)
    except ValueError:
        data = {}
    if not data:
        data = {}
    for user in data:
        if 'mention' in data[user]:
            if data[user]['mention'] == mention:
                return data[user]
    return None

def check_msg_queue():
    #print("checking messages")
    messages = db_get_messages()
    if messages:
        for message in messages:
            try:
                member = db_get_member(filter(unicode.isalnum, message['message_to']))
                if member:
                    if message['message_to'] == member['discord_mention']:
                        print("Found Message: {} - {} - Status: {} Channel: {}".format(message['message_to'], member['discord_mention'], member['status'], message['channel']))
                        if member['status'] == 'online':
                            client.send_message(Object(message['channel']), '{}, {} asked me to tell you "{}"'.format(message['message_to'], message['message_from'], message['message']))
                            db_delete_sent_message(message['message_id'])
            except Exception as e:
                log("{}\nFailed to send message: {}".format(format_exception(e), message['message_id'],))
    return

@client.event
def on_message(message):
    #print message.content
    #print message.author
    #print client.user
    global muted_until
    # we do not want the bot to reply to itself
    if message.author == client.user:
        return

    if message.content.lower().startswith(client.user.name.lower()):
        print('Someone is talking to %s' % (client.user.name.lower(),))
        if ' or ' in message.content:
            questions = message.content[len(client.user.name)+1:].replace('?', '').split(' or ')
            client.send_message(message.channel, '{} I choose: {}'.format(message.author.mention(), random.choice(questions).encode('utf-8',errors='ignore')))


    if message.content.startswith('!help') or message.content.startswith('!commands'):
        client.send_message(message.channel, 
            """{} Available Commands:
You can ask compound or questions and I will choose. Example: HellsBot Rui is a Faggot or Rui is a faggot?

User Info:
    !aliases - Returns a list of all aliases a user has set for themselves.
    !addalias <alias> - Adds an alias to your list of aliases.
    !lastseen <username> - Returns info on when the user was last seen and their status.
Messages:
    !msg <username> in 5 minutes Tea is ready
    !msg <username> in 45 seconds Your finished masterbating
    !msg <username> in 2 hours The movie is over
    !msg <username> on 12/22/2015 Happy Birthday!
Games:
    !games <username> - Returns a list of games played for a username.
    !gameslist <count> - Returns a list of the top 20 games and the number of people who have played that game. if you pass a limit it will show that many games instead.
    !whoplayed <gamename> - Returns a list of players who have played the game.
Spam:
    !youtube <search term> - Returns the first video from the search results for the search term.
    !gif <search term> - Returns the first gif from the search results.
    !image <search term> - Returns the first image from the search results.
Stuff:
    !addfortune <fortune> - Adds a new fortune.
    !fortune - Returns your fortune.
    !addjoke <joke> - Adds a new joke (it can be multiline but must all be in a single message).
    !joke - Returns a random joke.
    !roll <1d20> - Roll X number of dice of size X. 1d20 returns 1 roll 1-20. 3d6 returns 3 rolls of 1-6 etc...
    !secret
    !shutup - disables all image / gif / youtube span for 5 minutes
    !bemyirlwaifu""".format(message.author.mention()))
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!lastseen'):
        username = message.content[10:].replace('@', '').lower()
        member = db_get_member(username=username)
        log(member)
        if member:
            out_string = ''
            if member['is_afk'] == 1:
                out_string = 'Went AFK at: {}\n'.format(member['afk_at'])
            elif member['status'] == 'offline':
                out_string = 'Currently Offline\n'                    
            else:
                out_string = 'Currently Online\n'
            out_string += 'Last Status: {} at {} which was {}\nPrevious Status: {}\n'.format(member['status'], 
                member['status_change_at'], 
                human(datetime.datetime.strptime(member['status_change_at'], '%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S')),
                member['prev_status'])

            client.send_message(message.channel, 'Last Information on {}:\n{}'.format(username, out_string))
        else:
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'I don\'t have any data on {} yet {}'.format(username, message.author.mention()))
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!shutup'):        
        muted_until = datetime.datetime.now() + datetime.timedelta(minutes=5)
        client.send_message(message.channel, search_youtube(query))
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!youtube'):
        if datetime.datetime.now() < muted_until:
            return
        query = message.content[9:]
        client.send_message(message.channel, search_youtube(query))
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!image'):
        if datetime.datetime.now() < muted_until:
            return
        query = message.content[7:]
        client.send_message(message.channel, search_google_images(query))
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!gif'):
        if datetime.datetime.now() < muted_until:
            return
        query = message.content[7:]
        client.send_message(message.channel, search_google_images(query, True))
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!roll'):
        request = message.content[6:]
        count = 1
        dice = 100
        if request.strip() != '':
            if 'd' in request:
                dice_parts = request.split('d')
                if len(dice_parts) == 2:
                    if dice_parts[0].isdigit() and dice_parts[1].isdigit():
                        count = int(dice_parts[0])
                        dice = int(dice_parts[1])
        if count > 100000000000000000:
            client.send_message(message.channel, '{} stop fucking around with those stupid numbers...'.format(message.author.mention()))
            return

        if count > 100:
            client.send_message(message.channel, '{} 100 is the largest number of dice I will roll.'.format(message.author.mention()))
            return
        roll_results = []
        for i in range(count):
            roll_results.append(random.randint(1,dice))
        out_string = '{} your roll {}d{}: {} = {}'.format(message.author.mention(), count, dice, '+'.join(str(r) for r in roll_results), sum(roll_results))
        client.send_message(message.channel, out_string)
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!gameslist') or message.content.startswith('!gamelist') :
        parts = message.content.split(' ')
        limit = 20
        if len(parts) > 1 and parts[1].isdigit():
            limit = int(parts[1])
        games_list = db_get_games_list(limit)

        out_string = ''
        for game in games_list:
            out_string += '    {} - {}\n'.format(game[1], byteify(game[0]))
        client.send_message(message.channel, 'The games I have seen people playing are: ')
        while len(out_string) > 0:
            client.send_message(message.channel, out_string[:1900])
            out_string = out_string[1900:]

        return

    if message.content.startswith('!aliases'):
        username = message.content[9:].replace('@', '').lower()
        member = db_get_member(username=username)
        if member:
            aliases = db_get_aliases(member['member_id'])
            if aliases:
                client.send_message(message.channel, '{} has the following aliases: {}'.format(username, ', '.join(aliases)))
            else:
                client.send_message(message.channel, 'No known alises for {} yet {}'.format(username, message.author.mention()))
        else:
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'I don\'t know who you are speaking of {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))            
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!addalias'):
        alias = message.content[10:]
        username = message.author.name.lower()
        member = db_get_member(username=username)
        if member:
            db_add_aliases(member['member_id'], alias)
            client.send_message(message.channel, '{} has been added to your aliases'.format(alias))
        else:
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'Something horrible happened and it is all your fault, try logging out / on again or play a game. (or fuck off i dunno i\'m just an error message. Who am I to tell you how to run your life...)')
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!games'):
        username = message.content[7:].replace('@', '').lower()
        games_list = db_get_games(username)
        if games_list:
            games = ', '.join(games_list)
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'I have seen {} playing: {}'.format(username, games))
        else:
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'I don\'t have any data on {} yet {}'.format(username, message.author.mention()))

    if message.content.startswith('!whoplayed'):
        game_name = message.content[11:]
        member_list = db_get_whoplayed(game_name)
        if not member_list:
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'I don\'t have any data on {} yet {}'.format(byteify(game_name), message.author.mention()))
        else:
            out_string = ''
            for member in member_list:
                out_string += '    {} - {}\n'.format(byteify(member[1]), byteify(member[0]))
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'Below is a list of people who have played {} and the number of times they have launched the game:'.format(byteify(game_name),))
            while len(out_string) > 0:
                client.send_message(message.channel, out_string[:1900])
                out_string = out_string[1900:]
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!bet'):
        if type(message.channel) is not discord.channel.PrivateChannel:
            client.send_message(message.author, "You must make all bets / gaming via private message.")
        else:
            bet_amount = message.content[5:]
            client.send_message(message.author, "Welcome to BlackJack! :flower_playing_cards: You have placed a bet of: {}".format(bet_amount))
            client.send_message(message.author, "Your Hand: {} {}".format(byteify('A:diamonds:'), byteify('J:hearts:')))
            client.send_message(message.author, "Dealers Hand: {} {}".format(byteify('A:diamonds:'), byteify(':bell:')))
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!direct'):
        
        channel = message.channel
        author = message.author

        log("{} {} - type: {}".format(channel.id, author.id, type(channel)))
        client.send_message(author, "test")
        return
    # !msg joe in 5 minutes YOU ARE A DICK
    if message.content.startswith('!msg'):
        try:
            json_data=open(deliveries_file).read()
            data = json.loads(json_data)
        except ValueError:
            data = {}
        if not data:
            data = {}
        channel = message.channel
        author = message.author
        #author = message.author.name
        username = ''
        try:
            message_bits = message.content.split(" ")
            msg_datetime = datetime.datetime.now()
            msg_idx = 2
            if message_bits[2] == 'in' and message_bits[3].isdigit():
                time = int(message_bits[3])
                msg_idx = 4
                if message_bits[4].startswith('sec'):
                    msg_datetime = msg_datetime + datetime.timedelta(seconds=time)
                    msg_idx = 5
                elif message_bits[4].startswith('hour'):
                    msg_datetime = msg_datetime + datetime.timedelta(hours=time)
                    msg_idx = 5
                else: # minutes by default
                    msg_datetime = msg_datetime + datetime.timedelta(minutes=time)
                    msg_idx = 5
            elif message_bits[2] == 'on':
                try:
                    tmp_date = parse(message_bits[3])
                    msg_datetime = tmp_date
                    msg_idx = 4
                except ValueError:
                    client.send_message(channel, 'Your shitty message has been rejected {}. Next time learn how to date...MM\\DD\\YYYY'.format(message.author.mention()))
                    return            
                    
            username = message_bits[1]
            user_mention = ''
            # TODO: have it look in the database. Do this AFTER on startup we add all users.
            for member in client.get_all_members():
                print("MEMBER: %s" % member)
                if username.lower() == member.name.lower():
                    user_mention = member.mention()
                    user_id = member.id
            if user_mention == '':
               client.send_message(channel, 'Your shitty message has been rejected {}. That user does not exist.'.format(message.author.name))
               return            

            msg_text = byteify(' '.join(message_bits[msg_idx:]))
            message = {'user_id': user_id, 'channel': channel.id, 'delivery_time': msg_datetime.strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S'), 'message': msg_text}
            print("Message: %s" % message)
            db_add_message(msg_text, msg_datetime.strftime('%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S'), channel.id, author.mention(), user_mention, user_id)
            # data[user_mention] = {}
            # data[user_mention][author.mention()] = message
            # jdata = json.dumps(data, ensure_ascii=False)
            # print("Data: %s" % data)
            #test_ch = Object(channel.id)
            #client.send_message(test_ch, 'Test Message {}.'.format(author))
        except Exception as e:
           client.send_message(channel, 'Your shitty message has been rejected {}. {}'.format(author.name, e))
           return            
        # open(deliveries_file, 'wb+').write(jdata.encode('utf8'))
        if msg_datetime < datetime.datetime.now():
            client.send_message(channel, '{} your message will be delivered to {} as soon as they are available.'.format(author.name, user_mention))
        else:
            client.send_message(channel, '{} your message will be delivered to {} {}.'.format(author.name, user_mention, human(msg_datetime)))            
        check_msg_queue()
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!addfortune'):
        try:
            fortune = message.content[9:]
            if 'aa737a5846' in fortune:
                client.send_message(message.channel, '{} you stop it, you are a pedofile, stop looking at little girls.'.format(message.author.mention()))
                return
            date_added = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S')
            c = conn.cursor()
            c.execute("INSERT INTO fortunes (fortune, date_added) VALUES (?, ?)", (fortune, date_added))
            conn.commit()
            print("Added fortune")
        except Exception as e:
            print e.message
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'Your shitty fortune has been rejected {}.'.format(message.author.mention()))
            return            
        client.send_message(message.channel, 'Your shitty fortune has been added {}.'.format(message.author.mention()))
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!fortune'):
        fortune = None
        try:
            c = conn.cursor()
            fortune = c.execute("SELECT fortune FROM fortunes ORDER BY RANDOM() LIMIT 1;").fetchone()[0]
            print(fortune)
        except Exception as e:
            print(e)
            pass
        if not fortune:
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'Try adding a fortune with "!addfortune <fortune>" {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))
        else:
            client.send_message(message.channel, '{} Your fortune is... {}'.format(message.author.mention(), byteify(fortune)))
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!question'):
        question = message.content[10:]
        if "is it gay" in question:
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'Yes {}, it is gay.'.format(message.author.mention()))
            return        
        res = wolf.query(question)
        try:
            if len(res.pods):
                pod_text = []
                for pod in res.pods:
                    if pod.text:
                        pod_text.append(pod.text)
                client.send_message(message.channel, '{} {}.'.format(message.author.mention(), byteify("\n".join(pod_text)[:1990])))
            else:
                tagged_sent = pos_tag(question.replace('?', '').split())
                proper_nouns = [word for word, pos in tagged_sent if pos == 'NNP']
                wiki_search = " ".join(proper_nouns)
                if wiki_search.strip() != "":
                    print "Looking up {}".format(wiki_search)
                    wiki_out = wikipedia.summary(wiki_search, sentences=3)
                    client.send_message(message.channel, '{} {}.'.format(message.author.mention(), byteify(wiki_out)))
                else:
                    client.send_message(message.channel, 'I don\'t know {}.'.format(message.author.mention()))
            return
        except Exception as e:
            print(format_exception(e))
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'I don\'t know {}.'.format(message.author.mention()))
            return

    if message.content.startswith('!addjoke'):
        try:
            joke = message.content[9:]
            if 'aa737a5846' in joke:
                client.send_message(message.channel, '{} you stop it, you are a pedofile, stop looking at little girls.'.format(message.author.mention()))
                return
            date_added = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S')
            c = conn.cursor()
            c.execute("INSERT INTO jokes (joke) VALUES (?)", (joke,))
            conn.commit()
            print("Added joke")
        except Exception as e:
            print e.message
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'Your shitty joke has been rejected {}.'.format(message.author.mention()))
            return            
        client.send_message(message.channel, 'Your shitty joke has been added {}.'.format(message.author.mention()))
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!joke'):
        joke = None
        try:
            c = conn.cursor()
            joke = c.execute("SELECT joke FROM jokes ORDER BY RANDOM() LIMIT 1;").fetchone()[0]
            print(joke)
        except Exception as e:
            print(e)
            pass
        if not joke:
            client.send_message(message.channel, 'Try adding a joke with "!addjoke <joke>" {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))
        else:
            client.send_message(message.channel, '{} {}'.format(message.author.mention(), byteify(joke)))
        return

    if message.content.startswith('!secret'):
        client.send_message(message.channel, 'git gud {}! My source is here: http://git.savsoul.com/barry/discordbot\nVersion: {}'.format(message.author.mention(), VERSION))

    if message.content.startswith('!bemyirlwaifu'):
        client.send_message(message.channel, 'http://orig13.deviantart.net/b25e/f/2014/175/3/d/no_waifu_no_laifu_by_imtheonenexttome-d7nsx3b.gif {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))

    if message.content.startswith('HILLARY 2016'):
        client.send_message(message.channel, ':bomb: Ohhhhhh, now you done it...:bomb:'.format(message.author.mention()))

    if message.content.startswith('!hello'):
        client.send_message(message.channel, 'Hello {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))

    if message.content.startswith('!deal'):
        client.send_message(message.channel, 'You get {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))

@client.event
def on_ready():
    print('Logged in as')
    print(client.user.name)
    print(client.user.id)
    print('------')
    check_msg_queue()

retries = 0
while retries < 1000:
    try:
        json_data=open(credentials).read()
        creds = json.loads(json_data)
        wolf = wolframalpha.Client(creds['wolframkey'])
        client.login(creds['username'], creds['password'])
        client.run()
    except KeyboardInterrupt:
        conn.close
        quit()
    except:
        retries += 1
        print("Shit I crashed: Retry %s" % (retries,))