hellsbot.py
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import requests
import discord
import random
import datetime
import re
from dateutil.parser import parse
from discord.object import Object
from ago import human
import simplejson as json
from collections import defaultdict
member_status = 'members.json'
deliveries_file = 'deliveries.json'
fortune_file = 'fortunes.json'
games_file = 'games.json'
credentials = 'creds.json'
muted_until = datetime.datetime.now()
client = discord.Client()
json_data=open(credentials).read()
creds = json.loads(json_data)
client.login(creds['username'], creds['password'])
def leaders(xs, top=20):
counts = defaultdict(int)
for x in xs:
counts[x] += 1
return sorted(counts.items(), reverse=True, key=lambda tup: tup[1])[:top]
def byteify(input):
if isinstance(input, dict):
return {byteify(key):byteify(value) for key,value in input.iteritems()}
elif isinstance(input, list):
return [byteify(element) for element in input]
elif isinstance(input, unicode):
return input.encode('utf-8')
else:
return input
def search_youtube(query):
query_string = {"search_query" : query}
r = requests.get("http://www.youtube.com/results", params=query_string)
search_results = re.findall(r'href=\"\/watch\?v=(.{11})', r.content)
print("http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=" + search_results[0])
return "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=" + search_results[0]
def search_google_images(query, animated=False):
headers = {'User-Agent': "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; FreeBSD amd64; rv:12.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/12.0"}
query_string = {"safe": "off", "tbm": "isch", "q" : query}
if animated:
query_string = {"safe": "off", "tbm": "isch", "q" : query, 'tbs': 'itp:animated'}
r = requests.get("http://www.google.com/search", params=query_string, headers=headers)
start_idx = r.content.find('imgurl=') + 7
if start_idx > 0:
search_result = r.content[start_idx:r.content.find('&', start_idx)]
if '/revision/' in search_result:
search_result = search_result[:search_result.find('/revision/')]
if '%' in search_result:
search_result = search_result[:search_result.find('%')]
print(search_result)
return search_result
return "boo you fail.."
@client.event
def on_socket_raw_send(payload, binary=False):
check_msg_queue()
@client.event
def on_status(member):
print("Status Changed %s" % (member,))
try:
json_data=open(member_status).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
data = {}
if not data:
data = {}
try:
username = member.name.lower()
user_id = member.id
mention = member.mention()
if username in data:
is_afk = data[username]['is_afk']
afk_at = data[username]['afk_at']
status = data[username]['status']
prev_status = data[username]['prev_status']
status_change_at = data[username]['status_change_at']
game_id = data[username]['game_id']
games_played = data[username]['games_played']
aliases = data[username]['aliases']
else:
is_afk = False
afk_at = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S')
status = 'online'
prev_status = 'offline'
status_change_at = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S')
game_id = None
games_played = []
aliases = []
if member.status == 'idle':
afk_at = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S')
is_afk = True
else:
is_afk = False
if status != member.status:
prev_status = status
status = member.status
status_change_at = datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S')
if game_id != member.game_id:
game_id = member.game_id
if game_id not in games_played:
games_played.append(game_id)
data[username] = {
'id': user_id,
'mention': mention,
'is_afk': is_afk,
'afk_at': afk_at,
'status': status,
'prev_status': prev_status,
'status_change_at': status_change_at,
'game_id': game_id,
'games_played': games_played,
'aliases': aliases
}
print('Status Change: %s' % (data,))
jdata = json.dumps(data, ensure_ascii=False)
except Exception as e:
print('Error saving status change: %s' % (e),)
return
open(member_status, 'wb+').write(jdata.encode('utf8'))
check_msg_queue()
def get_game_names(game_id_list):
json_data=open(games_file).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
result = []
for game_id in game_id_list:
for game in data:
if game['id'] == game_id:
result.append(game['name'])
return result
def get_mention_status(mention):
try:
json_data=open(member_status).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
data = {}
if not data:
data = {}
for user in data:
if 'mention' in data[user]:
if data[user]['mention'] == mention:
return data[user]
return None
def check_msg_queue():
print("checking messages")
try:
json_data=open(deliveries_file).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
data = {}
if not data:
data = {}
print("Data: %s" % data)
new_data = {}
for username in data:
for author in data[username]:
print("Message: %s" % data[username][author])
delivery = datetime.datetime.strptime(data[username][author]['delivery_time'], '%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S')
if delivery <= datetime.datetime.now():
offline = False
for member in client.get_all_members():
print('MEMBER MENTION: %s USERNAME: %s' % (member.mention(), username))
if username == member.mention():
if member.status != 'online':
print('OFFLINE USER, TRY AGAIN LATER')
offline = True
break
if offline:
new_data[username] = {}
new_data[username][author] = data[username][author]
break
channel = Object(data[username][author]['channel'])
message = data[username][author]['message']
client.send_message(channel, '{}, {} asked me to tell you "{}"'.format(username, author, message))
else:
new_data[username] = {}
new_data[username][author] = data[username][author]
jdata = json.dumps(new_data, ensure_ascii=False)
print("New Data: %s" % new_data)
open(deliveries_file, 'wb+').write(jdata.encode('utf8'))
return
@client.event
def on_message(message):
print message.content
print message.author
print client.user
global muted_until
# we do not want the bot to reply to itself
if message.author == client.user:
return
if message.content.lower().startswith(client.user.name.lower()):
print('Someone is talking to %s' % (client.user.name.lower(),))
if ' or ' in message.content:
questions = message.content[len(client.user.name)+1:].replace('?', '').split(' or ')
client.send_message(message.channel, '{} I choose: {}'.format(message.author.mention(), random.choice(questions).encode('utf-8',errors='ignore')))
if message.content.startswith('!help') or message.content.startswith('!commands'):
client.send_message(message.channel,
"""{} Available Commands:
You can ask compound or questions and I will choose. Example: HellsBot Rui is a Faggot or Rui is a faggot?
User Info:
!aliases - Returns a list of all aliases a user has set for themselves.
!addalias <alias> - Adds an alias to your list of aliases.
!lastseen <username> - Returns info on when the user was last seen and their status.
Messages:
!msg <username> in 5 minutes Tea is ready
!msg <username> in 45 seconds Your finished masterbating
!msg <username> in 2 hours The movie is over
!msg <username> on 12/22/2015 Happy Birthday!
Games:
!games <username> - Returns a list of games played for a username.
!gameslist - Returns a list of the top 20 games and the number of people who have played that game.
!whoplayed <gamename> - Returns a list of players who have played the game.
Spam:
!youtube <search term> - Returns the first video from the search results for the search term.
!gif <search term> - Returns the first gif from the search results.
!image <search term> - Returns the first image from the search results.
Stuff:
!addfortune <fortune> - Adds a new fortune.
!fortune - Returns your fortune.
!roll <1d20> - Roll X number of dice of size X. 1d20 returns 1 roll 1-20. 3d6 returns 3 rolls of 1-6 etc...
!secret
!shutup - disables all image / gif / youtube span for 5 minutes
!bemyirlwaifu""".format(message.author.mention()))
return
if message.content.startswith('!lastseen'):
data = None
try:
json_data=open(member_status).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
pass
if not data:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'I am a bit confused right now.. maybe I need more data. {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))
else:
username = message.content[10:].replace('@', '').lower()
if username in data:
out_string = ''
if data[username]['is_afk'] == True:
out_string = 'Went AFK at: {}\n'.format(data[username]['afk_at'])
elif data[username]['status'] == 'offline':
out_string = 'Currently Offline\n'
else:
out_string = 'Currently Online\n'
out_string += 'Last Status: {} at {} which was {}\nPrevious Status: {}\n'.format(data[username]['status'],
data[username]['status_change_at'],
human(datetime.datetime.strptime(data[username]['status_change_at'], '%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S')),
data[username]['prev_status'])
client.send_message(message.channel, 'Last Information on {}:\n{}'.format(username, out_string))
else:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'I don\'t have any data on {} yet {}'.format(username, message.author.mention()))
if message.content.startswith('!shutup'):
muted_until = datetime.datetime.now() + datetime.timedelta(minutes=5)
client.send_message(message.channel, search_youtube(query))
return
if message.content.startswith('!youtube'):
if datetime.datetime.now() < muted_until:
return
query = message.content[9:]
client.send_message(message.channel, search_youtube(query))
return
if message.content.startswith('!image'):
if datetime.datetime.now() < muted_until:
return
query = message.content[7:]
client.send_message(message.channel, search_google_images(query))
return
if message.content.startswith('!gif'):
if datetime.datetime.now() < muted_until:
return
query = message.content[7:]
client.send_message(message.channel, search_google_images(query, True))
return
if message.content.startswith('!roll'):
request = message.content[6:]
count = 1
dice = 100
if request.strip() != '':
if 'd' in request:
dice_parts = request.split('d')
if len(dice_parts) == 2:
if dice_parts[0].isdigit() and dice_parts[1].isdigit():
count = int(dice_parts[0])
dice = int(dice_parts[1])
if count > 100000000000000000:
client.send_message(message.channel, '{} stop fucking around with those stupid numbers...'.format(message.author.mention()))
return
if count > 100:
client.send_message(message.channel, '{} 100 is the largest number of dice I will roll.'.format(message.author.mention()))
return
roll_results = []
for i in range(count):
roll_results.append(random.randint(1,dice))
out_string = '{} your roll {}d{}: {} = {}'.format(message.author.mention(), count, dice, '+'.join(str(r) for r in roll_results), sum(roll_results))
client.send_message(message.channel, out_string)
return
if message.content.startswith('!gameslist'):
data = None
try:
json_data=open(member_status).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
pass
if not data:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'I am a bit confused right now.. maybe I need more data. {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))
else:
game_list = []
for user in data:
if 'games_played' in data[user]:
print('%s' % data[user])
game_list += data[user]['games_played']
print('%s' % game_list)
games_sorted = leaders(get_game_names(game_list))
print('%s' % games_sorted)
out_string = ''
for game in games_sorted:
#print('%s' % game)
out_string += ' {} - {}\n'.format(game[1], game[0])
client.send_message(message.channel, 'The games I have seen people playing are: \n{}'.format(out_string))
return
if message.content.startswith('!aliases'):
data = None
try:
json_data=open(member_status).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
pass
if not data:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'I am a bit confused right now.. maybe I need more data. {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))
else:
username = message.content[9:].replace('@', '').lower()
if username.strip() == '':
client.send_message(message.channel, '{} please provide a username. !aliases <username>'.format(message.author.mention()))
return
if username in data and 'aliases' in data[username]:
client.send_message(message.channel, '{} has the following aliases: {}'.format(username, ', '.join(data[username]['aliases'])))
else:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'No known alises for {} yet {}'.format(username, message.author.mention()))
return
if message.content.startswith('!addalias'):
data = None
try:
json_data=open(member_status).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
pass
if not data:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'I am a bit confused right now.. maybe I need more data. {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))
else:
alias = message.content[10:]
username = message.author.name.lower()
if username in data:
if 'aliases' not in data[username]:
data[username]['aliases'] = []
data[username]['aliases'].append(alias)
jdata = json.dumps(data, ensure_ascii=False)
open(member_status, 'wb+').write(jdata.encode('utf8'))
client.send_message(message.channel, '{} has been added to your aliases'.format(alias))
else:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'Something horrible happened and it is all your fault.')
return
if message.content.startswith('!games'):
data = None
try:
json_data=open(member_status).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
pass
if not data:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'I am a bit confused right now.. maybe I need more data. {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))
else:
username = message.content[7:].replace('@', '').lower()
if username in data:
games = ', '.join(get_game_names(data[username]['games_played']))
client.send_message(message.channel, 'I have seen {} playing: {}'.format(username, games))
else:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'I don\'t have any data on {} yet {}'.format(username, message.author.mention()))
return
if message.content.startswith('!whoplayed'):
member_data = None
try:
json_data=open(member_status).read()
member_data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
pass
if not member_data:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'I am a bit confused right now.. maybe I need more data. {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))
else:
game_name = message.content[11:]
json_data=open(games_file).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
game_id = 0
for game in data:
if game['name'].lower() == game_name.lower():
game_id = game['id']
if game_id == 0:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'I don\'t have any data on {} yet {}'.format(game_name, message.author.mention()))
matched_usernames = []
for username in member_data:
if 'games_played' in member_data[username]:
for id in member_data[username]['games_played']:
if id == game_id:
matched_usernames.append(username)
client.send_message(message.channel, 'I have seen {} playing: {}'.format(', '.join(matched_usernames), game_name))
return
# !msg joe in 5 minutes YOU ARE A DICK
if message.content.startswith('!msg'):
try:
json_data=open(deliveries_file).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
data = {}
if not data:
data = {}
channel = message.channel
author = message.author
#author = message.author.name
username = ''
try:
message_bits = message.content.split(" ")
msg_datetime = datetime.datetime.now()
msg_idx = 2
if message_bits[2] == 'in' and message_bits[3].isdigit():
time = int(message_bits[3])
msg_idx = 4
if message_bits[4].startswith('sec'):
msg_datetime = msg_datetime + datetime.timedelta(seconds=time)
msg_idx = 5
elif message_bits[4].startswith('hour'):
msg_datetime = msg_datetime + datetime.timedelta(hours=time)
msg_idx = 5
else: # minutes by default
msg_datetime = msg_datetime + datetime.timedelta(minutes=time)
msg_idx = 5
elif message_bits[2] == 'on':
try:
tmp_date = parse(message_bits[3])
msg_datetime = tmp_date
msg_idx = 4
except ValueError:
client.send_message(channel, 'Your shitty message has been rejected {}. Next time learn how to date...MM\\DD\\YYYY'.format(message.author.mention()))
return
username = message_bits[1]
user_mention = ''
for member in client.get_all_members():
print("MEMBER: %s" % member)
if username.lower() == member.name.lower():
user_mention = member.mention()
user_id = member.id
if user_mention == '':
client.send_message(channel, 'Your shitty message has been rejected {}. That user does not exist.'.format(message.author.name))
return
msg_text = byteify(' '.join(message_bits[msg_idx:]))
message = {'user_id': user_id, 'channel': channel.id, 'delivery_time': msg_datetime.strftime('%Y/%m/%d %H:%M:%S'), 'message': msg_text}
print("Message: %s" % message)
data[user_mention] = {}
data[user_mention][author.mention()] = message
jdata = json.dumps(data, ensure_ascii=False)
print("Data: %s" % data)
#test_ch = Object(channel.id)
#client.send_message(test_ch, 'Test Message {}.'.format(author))
except Exception as e:
client.send_message(channel, 'Your shitty message has been rejected {}. {}'.format(author.name, e))
return
open(deliveries_file, 'wb+').write(jdata.encode('utf8'))
if msg_datetime < datetime.datetime.now():
client.send_message(channel, '{} your message will be delivered to {} as soon as they are available.'.format(author.name, user_mention))
else:
client.send_message(channel, '{} your message will be delivered to {} {}.'.format(author.name, user_mention, human(msg_datetime)))
check_msg_queue()
return
if message.content.startswith('!addfortune'):
try:
json_data=open(fortune_file).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
data = []
if not data:
data = []
try:
if 'aa737a5846' in message.content[12:]:
client.send_message(message.channel, '{} you stop it, you are a pedofile, stop looking at little girls.'.format(message.author.mention()))
return
data.append(byteify(message.content[12:]))
jdata = json.dumps(data, ensure_ascii=False)
except Exception as e:
print e.message
client.send_message(message.channel, 'Your shitty fortune has been rejected {}.'.format(message.author.mention()))
return
open(fortune_file, 'wb+').write(jdata.encode('utf8'))
client.send_message(message.channel, 'Your shitty fortune has been added {}.'.format(message.author.mention()))
if message.content.startswith('!fortune'):
data = None
try:
json_data=open(fortune_file).read()
data = json.loads(json_data)
except ValueError:
pass
if not data:
client.send_message(message.channel, 'Try adding a fortune with "!addfortune <fortune>" {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))
else:
client.send_message(message.channel, '{} Your fortune is... {}'.format(message.author.mention(), random.choice(data).encode('utf-8',errors='ignore')))
if message.content.startswith('!secret'):
client.send_message(message.channel, 'git gud {}! My source is here: http://git.savsoul.com/barry/discordbot'.format(message.author.mention()))
if message.content.startswith('!bemyirlwaifu'):
client.send_message(message.channel, 'http://orig13.deviantart.net/b25e/f/2014/175/3/d/no_waifu_no_laifu_by_imtheonenexttome-d7nsx3b.gif {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))
if message.content.startswith('HILLARY 2016'):
client.send_message(message.channel, ':bomb: Ohhhhhh, now you done it...:bomb:'.format(message.author.mention()))
if message.content.startswith('!hello'):
client.send_message(message.channel, 'Hello {}!'.format(message.author.mention()))
@client.event
def on_ready():
print('Logged in as')
print(client.user.name)
print(client.user.id)
print('------')
client.run()