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Removed unused json data files. Updated pankration and hellsbot.

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{"<@49237234515181568>": {"<@47934670406422528>": {"delivery_time": "2047/08/11 18:39:12", "message": "ur a fgt", "user_id": "49237234515181568", "channel": "47934985176354816"}}, "<@121404665727418368>": {"<@47934670406422528>": {"delivery_time": "2016/12/02 16:54:33", "message": "I'm gay.", "user_id": "121404665727418368", "channel": "47934985176354816"}}, "<@48148712194576384>": {"<@121404665727418368>": {"delivery_time": "2019/02/03 02:38:24", "message": "u gay", "user_id": "48148712194576384", "channel": "47934985176354816"}}}
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["あなたのガールフレンドは、あなたの後ろの大きな黒い男とセックスを持っているし、それは非常に楽しんでいます。あなたは3年後、彼女はあなたが仕事であったが、それは毎日起こっている明らかにし、その時点でアウトになるまで見つけることができません。あなたはそこに彼女のためにされていないことをお詫びし、あなたと結婚するために彼女をお願いします。 wwwwwww", "Your future is looking grim, consider purchasing Fallout 4™", "あなたのガールフレンドは、あなたの後ろの大きな黒い男とセックスを持っているし、それは非常に楽しんでいます。あなたは3年後、彼女はあなたが仕事であったが、それは毎日起こっている明らかにし、その時点でアウトになるまで見つけることができません。あなたはそこに彼女のためにされていないことをお詫びし、あなたと結婚するために彼女をお願いします。 wwwwwww", "You are being cucked as you are reading this.", "In a world of immigration, censorship and equality... You are being cucked.", "Bright future, white future.", "Fortune Not Found: Abort, Retry, Ignore?", "Now would be a good time to get cucked.", "Come back later... I am sleeping.", "http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/12009294.jpg", "Your Allagan Cane will drop next run.", "Your Allagan Cane will never drop.", "http://puu.sh/lFYCG/7f0cfb0004.jpg", "You could not be less interesting, but you are going to keep trying -- right?", "Xorfos will get his Dreadwyrm Axe someday.", "Reminder that Rui never beat Turn 13.", "Fallout 4 will win TGA 2015", "You will get a big fat futa cock up your ass soon.", "Your current problems will only get worse.", "Your cuck shed will see lots of activity in the near future.", "To do great things is difficult; but for you, it is impossible.", "When people tell you that you can't do something, they are probably right.", "There are now 23 nicknames going around for you; None of them are flattering. Tonight you're getting another one.", "Undertale will win TGA 2015", "You are going to develop http://puu.sh/lGFdS/71d497e8e8.gif", "You will go blind and your penis will shrivel by next week, but all can be prevented by inviting your friends & family to use Discord!", "Fortune smiles upon you! Goshzilla will be receiving his BBC into his ass shortly -- AND YOU GOT FRONT ROW SEAT.", "Miss Fortune demands that you play this http://store.steampowered.com/app/418010/", "Everything will be fire.", "Good bombings and many refugees will come to you but only if you post \"HILLARY 2016\" in this chat.", "You will marry 3dpd and have many ugly children. http://i.imgur.com/uNSz7B7.jpg","You will have a wonderful day filled with lollipops, candy canes, and a sense of entitlement."]
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......@@ -88,11 +88,11 @@ registered_commands = {'!help': 'do_help', '!commands': 'do_help',
'!rigged': 'do_rigged',
'!listzones': 'do_list_zones',
'!huntmonster': 'do_hunt_monster', '!hunt': 'do_hunt_monster',
'!listskills': 'do_list_feral_skills', '!listferalskills': 'do_list_feral_skills', '!listferalskill': 'do_list_feral_skills',
'!listreflectors': 'do_list_reflectors', '!listreflector': 'do_list_reflectors',
'!listsoulplates': 'do_list_soul_plates', '!listsoulplate': 'do_list_soul_plates',
'!skills': 'do_list_feral_skills', '!feralskills': 'do_list_feral_skills', '!feralskill': 'do_list_feral_skills',
'!reflectors': 'do_list_reflectors', '!reflector': 'do_list_reflectors',
'!plates': 'do_list_soul_plates', '!soulplates': 'do_list_soul_plates', '!soulplate': 'do_list_soul_plates',
'!convert': 'do_convert_plate', '!convertplate': 'do_convert_plate', '!convertsoulplate': 'do_convert_plate',
'!registerbattle': 'do_register_battle',
'!registerbattle': 'do_register_battle', '!battle': 'do_register_battle',
'!setreflectorname': 'do_set_reflector_name',
'!equip': 'do_equip_feral_skills', '!equipskill': 'do_equip_feral_skills', '!equipferalskill': 'do_equip_feral_skills',
'!pankration': 'do_pankration',
......@@ -1032,7 +1032,7 @@ def do_stars(client, message_parts, message):
def do_rigged(client, message_parts, message):
lines = open('studylyrics.txt').read().splitlines()
send_message(client, message.channel, ":musical_note: {} :musical_note:".format(random.choice(lines)))
send_message(client, message.channel, ":musical_note: {} :musical_note:".format(byteify(random.choice(lines))))
return
#### PANKRATION
......@@ -1047,9 +1047,9 @@ def do_pankration(client, message_parts, message):
**!hunt <zone>** - An attempt will be made to search for a soul plate (monster) in the zone specified. Each search costs a certain amount of credits. Each zone has a different cost.
*Viewing Your Inventory:*
**!listsoulplates** - Returns a list of all soul plates you have in your posession.
**!listreflectors** - Returns a list of all reflectors you have in your posession (The available monsters you can fight with).
**!listferalskills** - Returns a list of all feral skills you have in your inventory
**!soulplates** - Returns a list of all soul plates you have in your posession.
**!reflectors** - Returns a list of all reflectors you have in your posession (The available monsters you can fight with).
**!skills** - Returns a list of all feral skills you have in your inventory
*Editing Your Collections:*
**!convert <plate number> <convert_to>** - From the list of soul plates you can choose to either convert the plate into a \"reflector\" or \"skill\".
......@@ -1059,8 +1059,8 @@ def do_pankration(client, message_parts, message):
**!setreflectorname <reflector number> <name>** - This will rename a monster in your collection to a custom name.
*Arena Battle:*
**!registerbattle <reflector number>** - Adds your reflector to the queue in the arena. When the arena is available your monster will be paired with either another players monster or a similarly matched arena monster.
**!registerbattle <reflector number> <player name>** - If you want to challenge a specific user to a battle just provide their user name. Have them do the same and your battle will start when the arena is available.
**!battle <reflector number>** - Adds your reflector to the queue in the arena. When the arena is available your monster will be paired with either another players monster or a similarly matched arena monster.
**!battle <reflector number> <player name>** - If you want to challenge a specific user to a battle just provide their user name. Have them do the same and your battle will start when the arena is available.
""".format(message.author.mention()))
......@@ -1078,7 +1078,7 @@ def do_set_reflector_name(client, message_parts, message):
reflectors = pickle.loads(str(pankration_data['reflectors']))
if not reflector_num.isdigit() or int(reflector_num) < 1 or int(reflector_num) > len(reflectors):
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The requested reflector is invalid. Please provide the number from !listreflectors')
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The requested reflector is invalid. Please provide the number from !reflectors')
return
reflector_num = int(reflector_num) - 1
reflectors[reflector_num].set_monster_name(new_name)
......@@ -1100,7 +1100,7 @@ def do_register_battle(client, message_parts, message):
reflectors = pickle.loads(str(pankration_data['reflectors']))
if not reflector_num.isdigit() or int(reflector_num) < 1 or int(reflector_num) > len(reflectors):
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The requested reflector is invalid. Please provide the number from !listreflectors')
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The requested reflector is invalid. Please provide the number from !reflectors')
return
reflector_num = int(reflector_num) - 1
......@@ -1117,7 +1117,7 @@ def do_register_battle(client, message_parts, message):
data.db_register_battle(member['member_id'], reflectors[reflector_num], reflector_num)
send_message(client, message.channel, "Your *{} level {}* has been registered for battle. The battle will begin when the arena is availble with the next challenger".format(reflectors[reflector_num].get_monster_name(), reflectors[reflector_num].level))
else:
send_message(client, message.channel, 'You have no available reflectors. You can get reflectors by converting soul plates with !convertplate')
send_message(client, message.channel, 'You have no available reflectors. You can get reflectors by converting soul plates with !convert')
return
......@@ -1140,25 +1140,28 @@ def do_convert_plate(client, message_parts, message):
soul_plates = pickle.loads(str(pankration_data['soul_plates']))
if not plate_num.isdigit() or int(plate_num) < 1 or int(plate_num) > len(soul_plates):
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The requested plate is invalid. Please provide the number from !listsoulplates')
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The requested plate is invalid. Please provide the number from !plates')
return
plate_num = int(plate_num) - 1
if convert_to == "reflector":
# do reflector stuff
if data.db_convert_soul_plate_to_reflector(member['member_id'], soul_plates[plate_num], plate_num):
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The soul plate was successfully converted into an official reflector. To view your reflectors: !listreflectors')
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The soul plate was successfully converted into an official reflector. To view your reflectors: !reflectors')
return
else:
send_message(client, message.channel, 'There was an issue converting your soul plate...Conversion failed.')
return
elif convert_to == "skill":
soul_plates[plate_num].convert_to_feral_skill()
skill = soul_plates[plate_num].convert_to_feral_skill()
if not skill:
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The conversion **failed** the soul plate has been destroyed in the process.')
return
else:
send_message(client, message.channel, 'Congratulations! The soul plate was converted to feral skill: **{}**'.format(byteify(skill)))
data.db_convert_soul_plate_to_skill(member['member_id'], soul_plates[plate_num], plate_num, skill)
do_list_feral_skills(client, message_parts, message)
pass
return
else:
send_message(client, message.channel, 'A plate can only be converted into a reflector or skill. Please see !pankration for an example.')
return
......@@ -1210,11 +1213,11 @@ def do_equip_feral_skills(client, message_parts, message):
feral_skills = pickle.loads(str(pankration_data['feral_skills']))
if not skill_num.isdigit() or int(skill_num) < 1 or int(skill_num) > len(feral_skills):
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The requested feral skill is invalid. Please provide the number from !listferalskills')
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The requested feral skill is invalid. Please provide the number from !skills')
return
skill_num = int(skill_num) - 1
if not reflector_num.isdigit() or int(reflector_num) < 1 or int(reflector_num) > len(reflectors):
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The requested reflector is invalid. Please provide the number from !listreflectors')
send_message(client, message.channel, 'The requested reflector is invalid. Please provide the number from !reflectors')
return
reflector_num = int(reflector_num) - 1
......
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